I would watch the hell out of any biopic detailing her exploits. And since the Viola Davis/Seith Mann one just won’t be enough, I propose multiple Tubman films:

From watching the John Oliver clip up above, skin color and religion doesn’t matter. What matters is if the police station needs a margarita machine because forfeiture funds have no oversight.

Viola Davis is developing one at HBO (obvs starring in it as well.) http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/viola-davis-harriet-tubman-hbo-kirk-ellis-movie-1201480848/

Honestly, it would be a great opportunity if they could find an unknown with some talent to play the part. They could always get some better-know actors/actresses to play supporting roles.

Not if the Nazis of our Cheetocracy get their little hands on it first.

Is there enough time to use the younger picture for the new 20 bill? Has President Bannon found a way to keep Andrew Jackson on the $20?

An original All-American badass, giving the glimpse of “heaven” to as any people as she can. I expect to see more and more of her good work everyday!

She and Fredrick Douglass are hanging out.

Harriet Tubman is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

The Sheriff should have been the first one to say that’s not appropriate. 

If I could have a dollar for every time in recent days that I’ve thought “What a Piece of Shit” about the current occupant of the White House. I’d be getting me a fancy steak dinner, with dessert, and an adult libation. 

I’m in, but I’m keeping my Maui Jims.

Just give everyone a backwards baseball cap, dad sunglasses, and a one-way ticket to Richard Branson’s private island and maybe we can survive the next four years.

God, if I see one more picture of a room full of white men talking about policies that will most likely affect black and brown people I am going to lose it.

This is where the libertarian-leaning branch of the Republican party needs to speak up. Civil forfeiture is probably the closest thing we could legally get to “the government is gonna take all my guns!”

So when Trump pisses off Ryan and the impeachment investigation begins can the government take Trump’s hotels?

Still one of the best John Oliver segments, even though it’s over two years old:

How can we tolerate someone how actually takes real pleasure in being such a mean person? A Missouri rep was on MSNBC very delicately critiquing Trump’s comments regarding the judge. He said we need to start teaching better civics in fourth grade..HOW ABOUT WE FUCKING START WITH YOUR FUCKING STANDARD BEARER?

Oh god, will Richard Branson allow all of us to come to that private island so we can go jet skiing with president obama for the next four years?