The wifi password?

It’s like siding with the SA over the SS.

Every time I root for Megyn Kelly I do a shot.

***Retta!***

Um, excuse me, I have a Kill Journal not a mere list like some college punk.

My former friend Cindy (and she’s former because of what you’re about to read) planned her whole life around getting married. That was her raisin d’être. 😁

Undoctored footage of Amy Schumer’s apology:

Why would they need to check the mail? That’s what the monkey butlers are for.

They both bought property on White Feminist Island and don’t check their mail very often.

His best role was his turn in:

Tomato? Is that you?!

Your sexuality, and how you manage it, is nobody’s business but your own. Nobody gets to tell you when the “right time” to come out is, and anyone who judges you is forgetting that in the not-so-distant past, being open about your lifestyle had very real, hurtful and sometimes violent consequences.

Well, if Obama’s presidency is any indication, white women are in for a major reckoning with white men during Clinton’s presidency.

I am speaking out of my ass here without knowing context at all, so feel free to shit on me, but I would be a little salty about my (make believe) kid’s school suddenly moving 16 blocks. That’s not a small amount.

I love that she shouts what we’re expected to discuss in ladylike dulcet tones and understanding whispers, being ever so careful not to offend the menfolks— i.e. all the things that make us rage hard enough to scream.

Women do, sure, but it’s a bit different. Women are generally far more forgiving if the guy is decent, cool, smart, charismatic, etc. For example, you simply do not see women judging Stephen Hawking or David Axelrod (former Obama campaign manager) on their looks. Elizabeth Warren, on the other hand, gets skewered…

Her, John Oliver, and No-Fucks-To-Give-Obama make my day

Samantha Bee has been a bright spot in what has been a horror show of an election.

whoever this is is the real story here

No, Sombra and Reaper are gonna pay for it. Pharrah will just be removed from the game and will not be issued a permit for re-entry.