I had a deconstructed deviled egg once. The yolk was smashed down and drizzled with a mustard aioli but it was separated on the plate from the egg white which had been freeze dried and then whipped into something more akin to soft serve than egg.

“Aww Mom! This is Better than your old stinky Star Wars!”

That looks like a Katamari of every single piece of sci-fi and fantasy produced over the past 60 years. He’s not even being clever and trying to hide it...not that Snyder has ever been subtle, but that was beyond the pale blatant.

I’m probably in the minority here but...
Meh

Because you cannot insert whatever bonkers idea comes into your head into a “normal” movie.

At first, I thought the Drider was the Borg Queen from First Contact. 

I feel like I just watched a trailer for 4 completely separate movies squished together into one video.

I thought the same thing, plus Batman Begins, Thor, Breath of the Wild, Avatar, John Carter, Prisoner of Azkaban. But mostly Star Wars.

At least moving forward Snyder fans can be told “THIS is your Snyderverse now.  Stop fixating on Snyder ever coming back to DC, and move on.”

The director’s cut will be three times as long. Not because of restored scenes, but because of all the slow-mo.

So part one is “A Child of Fire” and Part 2 is “The Scargiver” . . .

Instead of watching Rebel Moon, just stare at a picture of Tig Notaro for three hours. 

Looks like a movie shot to make a trailer.

also B&W; Rebels are Gray cut

‘We have Star Wars at home’

In the proper 4:3 aspect ratio.

This Gladiator remake is really something.

Snyder fans have already declared Rebel Moon the greatest movie ever and are demanding a director’s cut.

Snyder fans have already declared Rebel Moon the greatest movie ever and are demanding a director’s cut.

But by all indications, it was marketing that let it down, not the movie itself. No one knew what it was about and all the marketing seemed to try and act grassroots and word of mouth when it wasn’t.