The Dow Jones is down around 9% over the last 6 months, Nasdaq ~25%.

Bitcoin is down 40% across the same six months.

“Every market is experiencing downward pressure”

hahahahahahaha, how much are you down?

Never bet anything you can’t afford to lose.

Meanwhile my Beanie Babies collection (including Luna up there) is holding strong.

People that buy/sell drugs/black market stuff are pretty much the only thing keeping Bitcoin from really collapsing.

You’re welcome.

Every generation has their ‘Amway’.

Are crypto coins anything but pump-and-dump? Granted, my grasp of economics is limited, but really.

So, Mara Jade? What a waste if so.

Is he gonna fail and then try to kill Lando’s daughter, or any other bullshit plot points that don’t fit with the character?

“Go, my assassin. Find my granddaughter and bring her to me. Kill any that stand in your way.”

The lack of Avatar memes is perhaps the most damning indictment of the film.

Well "nothing really exciting" describes the first movie perfectly so the trailer seems apt. 

Nobody really ever quotes the movie

I still haven’t seen the original all the way through, I keep falling asleep during it.

Even though the final scene of Endgame is epic, Infinity War is overall better than Endgame. It’s not even a contest.

Infinity War at 10 because of “too much fighting” was hilarious.

So true, and an audience that isn’t just comic book nerds. There are plenty of people who are well versed in the MCU who couldn’t find their way around a comic book store.

One of the fascinating things about the MCU is how disparate these rankings are among different fans. There are some movies with near-consensus agreement (everyone loves Winter Soldier, pretty much everyone hates The Incredible Hulk), but beyond that....

Is Iron Man 3 a fun, quirky, weird, character-driven delight, or…

Yeah, I was nodding until Captain Marvel and thought “I’d put that lower.” Then I got to Infinity War, and I thought “You’re fucking insane.”