It’s borderline criminal negligence to not include this picture in the blog

This is the correct take, yet Deadspin for some reason feels compelled to run with this narrative that it is all the Pelicans’ fault. It’s myopic and has been thoroughly debunked. If people want to criticize the Pelicans for not building a good enough roster around Davis, reasonable minds can disagree about that. But…

I think the staff is trolling us at this point. I hope the staff is trolling us at this point. 

“But if Gentry is looking for anyone to blame for creating a toxic environment in the organization, he should look at the executives above him, who first refused to honor Davis’s trade request.”

I just don’t get it guys. Anthony Davis tried to force the Pelicans to him to LA for a bunch of scraps and the Pelicans said no. All of those players are somewhere between butt and potentially not butt. It also came out that all the leaks were actually from the Lakers because they’re idiots. I still don’t get why the…

All of this information is obvious, and I don’t know why this article clearly ignores all of it just to stand by Deadspin’s pro-labor (as long as that labor is millionaire athletes) agenda.

The guy goes “I demand you blow up this team midseason and wreck the future of the franchise by not being able to get close to fair value for me, because I demand to go right now during the season instead of after it” and the people responsible for the toxic environment are the executives who quite correctly told him…

The Knicks, even with LeBron and Durant, would find a way to miss the playoffs as a non-existent chandelier would fall on Durant during his first practice and he’d tear his ACL.

Hey man, it was the 80s. Shit was wild. Who among us didn’t dip our dicks in cocaine and totally fuck up Pam Greer’s cervix. Wait... I might be thinking of Richard Pryor.

Perhaps it’s more likely that LeBron helped to push him out?

Do you have any idea how many dudes in my office building carry on phone conversations while crapping? It’s actually disturbing. They seem like business calls too. They’ll be sitting there talking about god knows what, with grunting, farting, and flushing regularly happening in the background.

Your premise is making light of a serious issue: pissing and texting at the same time - Pexting.

I checked ESPN yesterday at a random time and was shocked to see the Mets game already over. Seriously, who the fuck OKed a home opener at 1pm on a Thursday? The day after a night game in Florida? What fucking madness is this? It pissed me off, and I’m just some random idiot Met fan. Syndergaard is right to be furious.

Late 30s here. All kidding aside, this conversation made me have to pee.

I’m not quite 39, and I’ve pissed 4 times since I got to the office at 0905.

These just look AAFul.

Exactly how my day started today. Hate getting attitude that suggests I am an idiot for having missed something. When it was idiotic technology that failed all parties, so assumptions were made on all ends, and another sitcom episode based upon simple misunderstandings was born.

My rule of thumb is that Pops is always right. So obviously the referee here was aggriegously in the wrong and should be fired. Terrible call ref.

The entire western conference vs the refs is my favorite rivalry right now. 

So that’s a record? I’ll admit it: I don’t get this particular Nispey Hussle tribute.