thismoviesucks

4/14/19

Infinity War, which I liked wasn’t a big ensemble piece like I expected(I’m guessing it will be in endgame). It was like 5 different stories being told at the same time. There’s no real reason for them to have the whole script.

4/14/19

...sez the corneast comment :/

4/14/19

Sort of adding to what dragonfliet says, I also agree it’s dumb logistically, but I think the secrecy is really part of the marketing. It’s a way to build hype.

4/14/19

You’re right that for many/most the spoiler isn’t a problem, but you’re missing out on how much FUN the secrecy is for people. They want to dig, they want to pry information out, they want the whole spectacular of the reveal. It’ll either be a surprise reveal in the actual movie, or it will be the hard-won reveal of…

4/14/19

Eye puns are the worst form of vitreous humor.

4/14/19

Tom Holland didn’t help.

4/14/19

Two weeks to go for a giddy three hour roller-coaster, can’t wait. Still less sore about this missed opportunity from the last flick:

4/14/19

It’s borderline criminal negligence to not include this picture in the blog

4/14/19

This is all Mark Ruffalo’s fault! 🤣

4/12/19

I mean, I mostly agree, but apparently Johnson was given clearance by Disney to do whateverthefuck he wanted.

4/12/19

Counterpoint, her not being in some relation / not having the trilogy about skywalkers, since you know, that’s what they have been always about? THAT ruined it for me.

4/12/19

4/12/19

When they were talking they mentioned something about the true evil or most evil or something along those lines.

4/12/19

This very, very much looks like they’re basically undoing all of Rian Johnson’s undoing of TFA. What a clusterfuck. Why didn’t they just plot out a whole trilogy before they started, for god’s sake?

4/12/19

If half the movie is just Palps telling Kylo what a moron he is, it’ll be worth the $12.

4/12/19

Is it the Skywalker Saga.. or the C-3P0 Sage? Hmmmmmmm?!???

4/12/19

YES! i officially care more about episode ix at this moment than i ever have .

4/12/19

So basically, Abrams couldn’t use Snoke for his storyline, so he brought back Palpatine.

4/12/19

Yeah.... the music swelled and I was transported back to being 5 again in 1977, holding my dad’s hand and going to see Star Wars for the first time. “The Saga Comes to an End” just got me.

4/12/19

Smiled at Lando, teared up at Leia. The music carried me away. I was disappointed in the previous two but I still love Star Wars and this hits me in all the right spots.