If you stay up for the whole thing, you’re going to start hallucinating around the time you get to Civil War. That’s when you unlock the secret, improved version of these movies, where Iron Man is a singing hamburger, Thor is best friends with a tiny flying hippopotamus, and everything in Doctor Strange looks normal.

It’s career-threatening.

Good thing they didn’t make any effort to pursue Machado.

I wish the big bullies like Baltimore would stop beating up on plucky upstarts like New York.

Did the yankees start using the met’s medical team?

Nitpick: “defending rookie of the year runner-up” - not sure someone defends a 2nd place finish, especially for a ROY contest they will never be a part of again.

I’ll take it!

And here I was worried this sort of thing was subjective, and that I liked some of them. Thanks for setting me straight bud.

I know this may come off as potential victim shaming which is not my intention,but this all just seems a bit too surreal. Could it be that we have found the Jussie Smollett of sexual assault?

I tend to believe the victim in these situations, but this has felt off ever since I read her claim about it happening the night of his injury.

Why the hell is someone shaking down a guy who makes $6m/year for five figures? That doesn't make sense guilty or not. 

This whole thing is a shitshow and I hope justice is served.

I know they meant well but daaaaaaaaaaaamn... This was like some staff writers at SNL wrote a skit of news people trying to act hip and young. Actually, at least then it would have been kinda funny because this was all cringe. The part of me that hasn’t been a teenager since the 90s cringed on behalf of all the kids…

why would Abel and Ola go radio silent

I believe the commenter was claiming they were paid cash for silence and the lawyer ditched them because it no longer made any sense/cents to represent people changing their story.

I mean I can be mad at George Zimmerman being found innocent, hundreds of cops not facing any murder charges, and still think that Jussie was guilty and deserved jail time. It’s not all mutually exclusive.

A twogend? A zegend? I’m not actually sure where you’re going with this.

Those children are the future, mate. Aussies need to be tough and menacing so they can stare down the outback and strike fear into its heart.

Those girls are gonna get The Boot:

Australia is the Florida of the world. Someone or something is always trying to kill you.

“Who thought this redo was a good idea?”