*throws money at the screen*

They said the three-hour runtime was pretty much guararanteed, they just couldn’t give an exact figure. Likely last minute edits.

I imagine there might be one or more post-credit sequences that became legally viable as of two weeks ago.

This looks like a great trailer...for a film about someone besides a comic book villain; like a great story about a guy who just snaps and loses it ala “Falling Down”. Not sure if that vibe really makes sense for a movie about the Clown Prince of Crime.

That statement doesn’t really play as coy to me. He says it is right around 3 hours but he can’t quote an exact time. Sounds more like a guy who has been grilled for every tiny detail for the last several years, tried not to let anything important out so has become guarded, and has been accused of “lying” any time he…

That is a very odd thing to play with. Maybe they’re worried about a long runtime turning some folks off? Fucking weird.

I’m hating what I’m seeing. After Jack and Heath, this is some “realistic” take on how a man can break? Yada yada... No one wants this.

I felt the same way until I remembered it was directed by the guy who did Old School and the Hangover trilogy.

So artsy. So edgy.

Nat is definitely a “red hairing”.

I know it’s 3h long and that looks like a lot of sad by I really appreciate it takes time to show us those emotions and connections between our heroes. This is why these films have such an emotional impacts. The connections characters made and we made with them.

Hela breaking Mjolnir in a New York City alleyway, when it actually occurs on a cliff in Scandinavia in the film.

I’m not even going to try to figure out the sequence of events based on these trailers, since Marvel are lying liars who have, and will, lie to us brazenly.  One of many, many examples:  Hela breaking Mjolnir in a New York City alleyway, when it actually occurs on a cliff in Scandinavia in the film.

‘Please note that Hawkeye got a sleeve tattoo of a skeleton samurai during his time as Ronin, so god, probably losing his entire family to the Thanos snap sent him full weeb’

If you stay up for the whole thing, you’re going to start hallucinating around the time you get to Civil War. That’s when you unlock the secret, improved version of these movies, where Iron Man is a singing hamburger, Thor is best friends with a tiny flying hippopotamus, and everything in Doctor Strange looks normal.

It’s career-threatening.

Good thing they didn’t make any effort to pursue Machado.

I wish the big bullies like Baltimore would stop beating up on plucky upstarts like New York.

Did the yankees start using the met’s medical team?

Nitpick: “defending rookie of the year runner-up” - not sure someone defends a 2nd place finish, especially for a ROY contest they will never be a part of again.

I’ll take it!