A plea bargain is what happened. Thanks to Smollet’s attorney, Mark Geragos, being indicted as a co-conspirator in the alleged extortion plot against Nike. This shit was going to make the Chicago case against Smollett more trouble than worth.

Smollett’s attorney, Mark Geragos, indictment as a co-conspirator in extortion charge against Nike is what happened.

I dunno, I think the fact that you need to explain to this guy how labia work means that either 1) your explanation isn’t going to reach him anyway or 2) dude already knows this, but thought it was still a good outlet for his rant.

Time to find out if the “Flag Post” button actually works. 

You must be a blast at parties. Really wish the Thanos snap got you.

Just take the L and move on, man. 

Apparently Marvel asked Kevin for audio from unused takes Stan shot for Mallrats because Stan’s voice was too weak when they shot his cameo.  I found out like a day or two before seeing CM and was a mess when that scene happened.

wooo look at this guy edgelord over here, watch out everybody we got an internet badass, the world bows at your mastery of being a douche behind a keyboard.. it TRULY is a sight to behold.. oh the splendor.

What Kevin Smith describes as a nod in his movie sounds like the kind of reference no one would have gotten unless he told everyone on Twitter about it.

Don’t worry, some day you’ll see the sailboat too.

IDK about the rest of you but when the film started and I realized the opening credits was going to be a montage of Stan Lee, there were tears rolling down my face in mere seconds.

Really? I’d like to see a movie you put out there. Enlighten us with your cinematic knowledge. Oh wait, you don’t make movies and can’t enlist celebrities to take part. Well, we will just have to settle for a keyboard warrior.

Apparently, his films are not for you. It’s okay ... Not everyone gets what he’s doing or understands the message being sent. But why the hater-filled comment?  Is that really necessary? If you don’t like him or his movies, why did you even bother to read the article? Move along donkey ...

It was a joke about an entirely fictional harm that could not possibly befall Smith. Clearly, I am a monster.

They just fourth wall broke a fourth wall within a second movie that then broke the fourth wall while referencing the other fourth wall break.

Deadpool’s head just exploded.

It doesn’t matter what size your labia is with this outfit. It matters whether you plan to move your legs more than one millimeter apart while wearing it. Because if your legs move, your labia move, and that bodysuit will end up cutting you in half in a way that is so painful that, you, being a man - can’t even…