Brit here. You are the first person ever to commit the phrase ‘British rail has their act together’to print. Never thought to see this in my lifetime. Will be copying this comment to everyone in my address book. And photographing this screen to prove that a real person actually said this.

Overnight trains can save you by moving while you sleep.

Drink only whiskey.

Don’t eat at Chipotle.  

“There’s less rules than on planes, and nobody gets dragged off through the aisle like on a plane. People have more time to go nuts and do crazy things.”

How do I prevent dysentery ?

Honestly, I think the whole part of this quote makes it even more sad and out of touch for me (and is making it really hard for me to go off on a political rant, but I think I can keep things in check...):

The problem with Zack Snyder is he fundamentally doesn’t understand the characters in his movies. He doesn’t understand Superman, Rorshach or Batman. It’s amazing that he can make an almost panel for panel adaptation of Watchmen without ever understanding the story or characters in it.

He’s right though. Do you know how much harder it would be to write a film where the “Heroes” didn’t kill people, or embezzle money, or do dark horrible things to justify their ends? That would make them almost unrealistically good and generous and benevolent. Like they were better than us to an Nth degree. Like they…

Seriously. What a hyper-aggressive, overcompensating way to even begin a sentence. Tells you everything you need to know about this hack.

Are we still listening to this objectivist lunatic? Ok....

Regardless of how you feel, I think we can all agree that Zack Snyder is a dickbag. 

It isn’t even this. It is that he OBVIOUSLY has superpowers. The premise of Batman is a human at peak condition, peak intelligence. So the premise is imposing real world limitations on him. Alright, let’s go with that.

“My version is the best, it’s you people who read comics that are wrong.”

Batman is one of the most overrated superheroes there is. He doesn’t even have any superpowers. Just gadgets. His super power is being a white guy with a trust fund FFS.

Wow CPM, way to lose a lot of Geek cred defending this dude’s ass backwards narrative take on an 80yr old character. WTF?

Realistic approach about a guy that dresses up like a bat and an alien that wears a bright red cape? Trying to justify both of these characters with no kill codes of morality murdering on screen as realistic is a pretty silly thing to say. When you make an adaption of an established character the core of the mythos…

But you’re living in a fucking dream world.