I live in Chattanooga and I can tell you the VW plant is still considered the most prestigious employer in the area. If you tell someone you work for TVA, or one of the big manufacturing companies here, you’re going to get a polite, “oh” that basically means, “that’s nice/ I think I’ve heard of them.” But if you mentio…

Your interpretation is one direction it could go. This is why the discussion needs to be settled early- or else we risk bringing about another gif-type debate for all eternity.

Tesla’s $49000 Truck Online Black Friday sale.* **

Love those. The only thing missing is Calvin getting electrocuted.

So your decision was based on the dough.

I wanted a McLaren Senna, but I bought a pizza instead.  It was a tough decision initially, but money did factor in.

Another nerd reference that says the only way to win is to cheat is the good old Kobayashi Maru.

You’re in the right lane...right?  If you’re going to cruise along under the limit, make sure you’re not camping in the left lane and screwing up the whole process.  

I’d shit a brick if a new MR2 announced right now.

My neighbor got a blue Silverado recently. My wife tells me, “Did you see that nice looking truck our neighbor just got?”

Unfortunately, you still have to be seen in the 2019 Chevy Silverado.

There’s another one to add to the toolbar. I’m gonna get fired yet, darn you.

smh it didn’t even make Bird Graveyard

I feel like it’s the old dog telling his life story.

Dogs love open top sports cars.  Can confirm. 

Driver gets bold, turns right, crashes.

Exactly, and it goes more than the engine. Different brakes, suspension, and (IIRC) transmission; and in the case of the Cobalt SS, different steering column too.

Don’t care. This is a Rich Whyte people problem.

No, they’re doing it right. The author was referring to the temperature of the beer when you drink it, not how you store the beer itself. If it is too cold, it numbs your tongue and taste buds. That’s the whole reason Coors wants you to wait until the mountains turn blue; you won’t be able to taste how bad it is…

For those people, there is a much easier solution! It goes a little something like this...