The meat wagons catered to a variety of tastes...Mr. Sof-T-Bone, and for the more hardcore, the Good Humerus truck.

Seconded.

Well, to go car shopping right now, you’d have to be pro-pain and pro-pain excess-ories...

Something about that small town being a test market.

His engineer telling him to take his time setting up a pass on Rahal, and then literally the next corner Grosjean dive bombs Rahal from several car lengths back. That was hilarious timing and an awesome move.  

The CL ad also states this being “1-owner” … 

I say, Old Spice, you’d better release a Dove of peace on this matter or you’ll have to answer to the long Arm & Hammer of the law!

Masks are the Right Guard to have in place for now, even if they only offer a certain Degree of protection from the virus.

Ban deodorants?  It’s no Secret that it’s Essential for some people to use it.

Agree. I’d a let that one euthanize.

Came to post this, I honestly cannot believe only 11 people (as of now) paused at that sentence.

not gonna deny this one single bit

At closing time, if she says it’s just bad lighting in the bar, it’s not just bad lighting in the bar.

The Mustang is less than 150kgs heavier than the 911. Are you sure this isn’t perception versus an objective measurement?

I think this is the right answer

TJ is the correct answer.  For that money you can get a really nice Unlimited and do a few upgrades to it.

Took the words out of my mouth. Jeep wrangler is hand down the best city vehicle, especially one that experiences snow. From my other reply:

I bought a TJ when I lived in the city. Later my wife started driving it. Steel bumpers and rock sliders will protect it from a lot. My wife can park so she never hit anyone but quite a few people bumped her. A few bumpers were punctured by the D-ring mounts on the front bumper, quite a bit of paint transfer on the…

My first thought was a TJ.  If the guy is into surfing he’ll be into taking the top off.  Dings are badges of honor and it can basically turn in its own footprint.  Reliable as all hell if maintenance is kept up