That’s not just pink. It’s Mary-Kay Top Seller Award Pink.

It makes them not buy it because its too expensive, and that’s what matters in this context.

That was amazing.

I was comparing the lowest trim level I could get with 4x4, 4 doors, and a V6. You call it a Wrangler with a bed, I call it a convertible pickup. I’d bet money that most people cross-shopping small trucks see it my way than yours.

At least she was still a she the next morning.

I’ve been tricked into perceiving worse.

Are we to assume that you would enjoy viewing the front end from the rear, then?

It’s a lot when you consider the competition. A similar Colorado (4-door, 4x4, V6) has an MSRP of under $31k. It’s not uncommon to find one for under $25k after incentives and discounts. Is a removable roof and doors worth the extra money?

I figured that went without saying, but you’re right. That’s an important distinction.

If you’re looking at impish fun from a small Honda these days, turn your sights toward a Fit instead. It’s much more like the Civics of old than the current Civic is. 

Yeah, but is it “Desert-Rated”?

Try not to hit that cone next time. Otherwise looks ok to me.

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It’s on Disney+. I watched it before my subscription lapsed after Mando ended. It was... not that great. I remember enjoying it as a young lad, and I can definitely image today’s kids enjoying it. But as an adult with a (slightly) more sophisticated perspective, it was mildly charming but cliched, and the ending had…

Confirmed: The Jalopnik Bounce doesn’t necessarily mean you’ll bounce “up”.

So a Mustang isn’t a sports car, and neither is a 911? I mean, I know those backseats are only suitable for a child or leg amputees, but it’s still a back seat.

Get a hard top. Problem solved.

I love this comment so much. Here is an accurate representation:

I was once in a similar situation to this person. I bought a Jeep Wrangler TJ. That was the current model at the time. I don’t know if a more current model would look as cool with some dings or not. Also, at the time, having high-mounted all-steel bumpers was advantageous in parking-by-braille situations.