“But if they’re making money on these cars, why not keep selling them?”

Dafuq are you talking about?

Because I’m right and everyone else is wrong, that’s why.

Amazing and perfect. I’m a huge fan of Muse, but I’ve never seen this until now. It’s exactly the kind of thing I imagined when listening to this song, except the kung-fu. That was a nice addition.

Yo dawgs are so last decade.

Well, it all starts with an instrument case...

I’m envisioning a scenario exactly like this one:

But can I get one in brown?

I wonder if he knows “O Sole Mio” in binary?

Look. I don’t have a problem with your Honda Days in general, but can we at least wait until Truck Month is over before breaking out the decorations and corny songs?

Sort of like that fictional universe’s version of the IEEE, I guess?

You’re not wrong. This is the way.

Fine. Two reasons to visit.

*Caine

This officially increases the reasons to go to Toledo to... let’s see... <types furiously on calculator>... one!

Don’t forget the Death Wobble ride for the kids.

It is a great looking small car. Unfortunately, that’s pretty much the extent of the nice things you say about it. I’ve you’ve ever driven one, you’d know what I’m talking about.

Which almost makes sense until he ruins the whole thing at the end. His big “kicker”... the last lines of the movie... which he claims totally proves the whole thing beyond a shadow of a doubt... is flat wrong. The lines are “You can be my wingman anytime” and “bullshit, you can be mine”.

10/10 will go see this movie