... and there’s his twin brother.

This. I jokingly brought up the whole “you guys are probably watching everything we do” conversation with one of our IT guys recently. He laughed and said, yeah, we definitely could do that, but we don’t. We’ve got better things to do.

So the Lifehack to get through a presidential debate is... to get drunk?

It’s like if Homer Simpson decided to build a drift car.

You know who’d love this car? This guy.

Kinja would not survive such a take. Tread lightly.

OK, fine. How about “pedantic”? Is that the right word?

Not saying that’s you, just that it’s funny that way.

There’s the guy I was looking for.

Nobody cares about Android. It only covers, like, 75% of the world smartphone market. Very niche market.

Maybe not the right word for YOU. But I wasn’t necessarily talking about YOU. There are plenty of other people out there that legitimately hate the technology in cars.

Neutral:

It’s funny how, in today’s world, the Jalop community is one of the few places left where being a Luddite is cool. I can talk about it all day long on my wireless internet-connected magical hand computer and let the entire world know how that I hate any car that isn’t a carbureted V8 brown manual wagon with a hand…

Safer yet, don’t drive at all. Don’t even leave your house. How far do you wanna take this? It’s all about how much risk your’re willing to accept.  

Exactly. That time off, or “free money” as I like to call it, is part of my compensation for the work I do.

I’ve been working at the same place for 15 years with no plans to leave. it’s a good job and a good, stable, good-paying place to work. But we have a name for people that have undying loyalty to their employer and don’t take all their vacation time: suckers.

If the lead car is coming up behind you and put you a lap down, you’re not really racing that car. You’re just an obstacle. Get the F out of the way.

I’m holding out for Outside 2K20 for PS4.

Different strokes for different folks, I guess (another old saying). And there’s nothing wrong with that. I’ve been around the world. When I started traveling I’d buy souvenirs and stuff. They would sit on a shelf and collect dust or get packed during a move and never get unpacked. Souvenir t-shirts fade or wear out…

too fancy and luxurious to do anything actually dirty with