Seriously cannot believe this wasn’t listed. I opened this article specifically to find out when that race starts. It’s even being broadcast on regular old free-of-charge network TV (NBC), so anybody can watch it.

DC is disgustingly bad in that respect. Even for the things that are close, it still takes you and hour to get there. Two if you take the car.

He’d be great in that role, but I think someone younger would be preferable, unless you’re ok with him being digitally de-aged. Adam Warlock would be freshly hatched when we first meet him.

At the risk of being a pedantic bitch... this wasn’t a race. It was a track day.

Totally nailed it, right?

Neutral:

You’re gonna need a Model A in there, too, so you can be S3XY AF. Too bad that’ll never happen.

That’s ok. That entire decade is a bit blurry. But man, did we have fun.

This is actually the first teaser for the 2039 Supra MkVI. Expect a steady stream of this shit for the next ten years.

Huh. Funny you should mention that.

This is how it would actually go down.

They should just cut it into three 3-minute clips and one 2-minute clip.

Unionization for the sake of unionizing and propping up the corrupt power base of the organizers is bad. Unionizing to ensure a safe workplace and fair wages is good. But since the plant in Chattanooga lacks neither of those things, this situation would fall into the former category.

The Sammy in the lead clip looks EXACTLY like the one I had in high school. Thanks for the trip down memory lane!

Whoa. It’s like if Black Mirror was made in the 80's...

It’s a digeridon’t.

Confirmed: Scoops Ahoy is a nautical-themed mall-based gourmet ice cream parlor.

The heart wants what the heart wants, man.

More efficient? I don’t know about that. Of course, I drive the truck like an old man and I probably would have driven the 3 with a lead foot, so it’s about even I suppose.
I don’t regret it most days. While I haven’t used it for its intended purpose yet, it has gotten plenty of use hauling other stuff. It rattles like…