“I’m holding a thermal detonator!”

You give Trump way too much credit if you think Palpatine would take 2nd billing in that campaign.

We really need to be addressing the important question here...

There are lots of possible reasons that aren’t the fault of the car. Maybe the owner had a change of lifestyle and the car doesn’t fit anymore. That’s happened to me several times. Could be the arrival of a kid, money troubles, etc. You could be missing out on some great “my loss, your gain” situations.

No. And frankly, FB Marketplace is arguably worse than CL in many respects. But it has the benefit of being 100% free, and it has an actual name and profile attached to the seller and potential buyer. Which is good because its not anonymous. But its also bad because its not anonymous.

It’s also not really that much money

Well, that defeats the purpose of me wasting time at work.

This will do nothing but drive more people to Facebook Marketplace, which is already well on its way to becoming the new Craigslist

Thought the exact same thing. Thanks for saving me the trouble of digging up that image!

I know, right? Needs nothing. Just burger and bun. Maybe cheese. Because cheese. But anything else just messes with the experience.

You know what makes an awesome burger and complies with your heavy salting requirement? Old Bay.

I took that to mean he was flying from O’Hare to Midway.

“Electric vehicles aren’t real cars, until we make one.” - Bentley

You sound like a wine critic, if the wine was made from the finest bull milk.

If you do, in fact, find that it tastes like moose ejaculate, please publish a follow-up explaining to us how you know what moose ejaculate tastes like. Journalistic integrity demands it.

See, now you have to do it. But wear sunglasses and a hat. That way if you make a fool of yourself they won’t recognize you the next time you go there.

Yes. I think they can get this ready to meet the 2021 F1 regulations by then.

So apparently you can buy a case of the stuff on their website. Maybe Jalopnik should order a case to see if it really exists? I’d do it myself but I’m, uh, doing the low-carb thing. They also have a wide variety of logo apparel you can buy... or at least computer-generated images of said apparel...

Improved aerodynamics therefore increasing terminal velocity when dropping it out his bedroom window?

If you carefully reread what I wrote, I said he was right in that particular case.