Sounds like this might be for you.

Put some wings on it, and we might finally get that flying car we’ve all been waiting for. Only two years away.

Don’t get me started on V=IR

I might not have fully opened the throttle on a rental Aveo once. It was hard to tell.

How many were rentals?

It’s hard to pick out much of a handling difference in sport mode

Nah. Being number two is still shitty.

“Meh” is precisely why this thing will sell like gangbusters. “Meh” is what the people want, so “meh” is exactly what they get.

Other than the wheels, I... I kinda dig it. I wouldn’t drive it, but I dig it.

Pedantic, I know, but that’s not a baseball stitch. baseball glove stitch, maybe. This is a baseball stitch (on a steering wheel cover):

I get what you’re saying, but that’s what its gonna cost you to get one from Europe. So when you compare prices between one in Europe and one in the US, I think you have to take that into account.

Assuming this car would fetch 10k in Europe, take that number and add the cost of importing one, plus travel costs to go see it (because you wouldn’t dare buy it sight unseen, right?). I’d bet that puts you within spittin’ distance of the asking price.

I dunno. It’s pretty fast, but it’s still a bitch basket.

Everyone at Gizmodo Media is now a union pundit. You just have to get used to it. Maybe someday they’ll go on strike and we’ll have to put up with replacement writers from Oppo for a while. Meanwhile, they’ll keep complaining that their office is too cold, do nothing about it, and continue to tell us how awesome…

Right? Every time May starts explaining something and Clarkson gives the camera a confused look and they fade out, I’m like “No wait, I wanna hear this!”

but we all know what we really learned here

I’ll toss some Nickelback in the CD changer and just float down main street in my midwest hometown before stopping by the local Sizzler

Snark was the one and only intent. But thanks for the heads up.

It’s very odd. That may have been what tipped people off. As I said, wearing a mask is not uncommon, but having a whole bunch of people wearing masks while walking out of a jail together... that’s weird.