You know how you get a little sniffle or a cough, just enough to be gross but not enough to call in sick? You’d wear a mask.

It’s customary in Japan to wear a mask like that if you are sick, to prevent others from catching your illness. It’s unusual to see a whole gaggle of people wearing them while exiting a jail, however.

Excellent and well-thought out rebuttal. Bravo. 

Not to mention half the races are being shown on regular old low-tech OTA broadcast television. So I don’t need a subscription to one of those fancy-pants cable services like you rich folks got.

Roughly 60% of BMW’s target market is men who are overly concerned about the size of their penis, so this fits right in. (Which also may or may not be a penis joke)

Is it just me, or does the term XtraBoost seem redundant? Isn’t a boost already extra?

I know know what point you’re trying to make, except that I’m old. Fair enough. That still won’t stop me form posting pictures of cool open wheel race cars sans sans wing. I hope you don’t mind.

Open wheel, no wing, less than 100 years old, non-penis-shaped, still badass. You’re not allowed to change the rules to suit your argument anymore.

I’m gonna have to go ahead and challenge you on that one, too.

I hereby challenge your assertion that the SRT05e is “open wheel”. Fight me.

Pfft. Details.

electric-only drive modes for speeds up to 81 mph and distances up to 31 miles

That’s good to hear. I love Alfas and hope to spend many hours repairing one myself someday.

I mean, sure, if “quality” and “reliability” are important to you for some reason. Thankfully for Alfa, brand enthusiasts have ignored those things for over 100 years. Mainly because the cars are really fucking gorgeous. Most of them. And when they DO work properly, they bring such joy... 

If it makes you feel any better, these cars will spend 99% of their lives in a garage or on an auction stage. The only thing they’ll waste is some rich guy’s money.

Helps that it was mostly a MK4 golf underneath.

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Surely not. Torch isn’t that good at photoshop, and there’s no way I was being sarcastic.