His mom was probably a fan of Don Pendleton’s books.

So add male enhancement pills to the list of things the settlement won’t cover.

Apparently the package was going to be more than three times that big.

And also Chris Nolan movies.

For a little while, (or at least until a hamster drives it off a cliff). Will it do three laps of the Ring at speed without recharging? I kinda doubt it.

If you say so...

Nailed it.

Because you can’t fight giant dragon/goblin monsters (or dinosaurs) in heels.

Presumably she was near the Kelowna, BC airport, in which case it would be on record which plane was landing or taking off at that time. I can’t imagine that’s a particularly busy airport so it wouldn’t be that tough to figure out.

My favorite part of reading Kinja comments is seeing just how quickly and in what manner a commenter will inevitably make any subject matter relate to the current sitting president.

Sadly, they didn’t have any. Being somewhat inexperienced travelers, it probably didn’t even occur to them to get it. Heck, I’ve been all over the world, and I didn’t even know trip insurance was a thing until fairly recently!

The port they were supposed to board the boat was the only one in US territory, and they had no passports. They couldn’t get on anywhere else. Also, they were flying in the day before the boat left, but the flight was delayed by over 24 hours. Really everything that could go wrong, did. Travel insurance would have…

Just this past weekend, a friend of mine missed a cruise she was supposed to take because a flight was delayed until the next day. The delay was apparently caused by a crew issue, not weather. Her family is out roughly $5k. Any suggestions on how to approach this with the airline? Do they have any grounds to ask for…

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Decent looking, yeah. it looked pretty good. But had you ever driven one, you’d shit on it, too. It was a total slug. An SRT version would have only served to elevate it to “respectable”.

They offered the formula so that they could get someone to make them some transparent aluminum for free that they could use for the tank.

The way it walks it looks more like ‘TARD than TARS, amiright?

Yeah, actually she was endangering lives. Flight attendants don’t just serve drinks and wave their arms around while no one listens before takeoff. In the case of an emergency situation, it is their responsibility to coordinate evacuation and take charge of the safety of the passengers. As a passenger in those…

Spoiler alert: Thanos is the bad guy. Hope that didn’t ruin the twist ending for you.

It’s ok. Apology accepted.