Cupid and Belinda will also probably smack into each other some time between 1,000 and 10 million years from now.

Unless Banksy made a mural of the hosts of Top Gear, no.

Sure, but it’ll tip over during hard cornering. Or possibly explode.

I just wanna see this:

Because why the hell not.

He’s blind. They could all be wearing bunny costumes for all he knows.

I’ve never seen a kidney that looks like that. And I’ve seen a lot of kidneys. Don’t ask.

I was really trying to emphasize the “equipped with” part, not the “functioning” part. As if someone had installed a grill permanently with the intention of cooking burgers while they drive not once, but multiple times.

Disappointed to see that this was merely a car transporting a grill and not a car equipped with a functioning propane grill inside like the headline seemed to suggest. Oh, well. It’s Florida we’re talking about, so there’s always tomorrow.

Sure, why not? Read carefully... her parents were being “hosted” at the academy when killed. Burnham was not necessarily attending. Maybe they were guest professors teaching English As A Second Language or something.

“We don’t get the birth certificates of stars when we find them, we just see how they are today,” University of California, San Diego astronomer Adam Burgasser

Why do they have to adapt an already established comics story? What if they were to come up with something <gasp> original and new!!!

I’m going to go against the grain and say that this is NOT the direction they will take. They’ve already done a secret-takeover-from-within storyline with Hydra and SHIELD. They’ve also done a tear-apart-the-team-of-heroes story in Civil War. Nah, they need to do something else.

Same here. I knew Simm was returning, but had completely forgotten anything they had said about when or how. It didn’t hit me until Razor said something to Missy about her having been there before (full disclosure: I tend to turn my brain off while watching TV. It’s my escape). So it was a cool moment for me, but it…

Of course they’re retconning this. It’s fan service, pure and simple. Because who really cares. It’s plausible, it means nothing, and it affects nothing regarding continuity. So why not?

And to enjoy a tasty Big Mic from McDowell’s?

I like how at certain points in this discussion, the roles of interviewer/interviewee switch places at random. There can be no better method of explaining this movie, which I have no interest whatsoever in seeing.

My wife ran into something like this last week. She found an ad for a free sample of some mascara and clicked. Entered all her contact info and then found out that “free” meant “just pay shipping”. Even though she never clicked anything to place an order, she was still getting five harassing phone calls a day from…