Yo Dawg, I heard you like trolling tweets, so I put a troll in your tweet so you can troll while you troll. Or something. I was never very good at these. Maybe somebody can pimp my troll.

Oooooooohhhhhh..... duh.

That wasn’t even close to “every” James Bond film. More like “a small sampling” of James Bond films.

So?

Just add roll bar?

I had one of those back in the day. Man, I loved that thing.

That’s because generally speaking, even the worst movies have pretty awesome trailers. It’s not hard to take the best two minutes of any movie and make it look spectacular by adding a few Inception-style “BRAAAAAM”s and the “In a world...” guy doing voiceover.

So they design a “safe” looking car and get criticized for it. Toyota brings us interesting (albeit ugly) and get crowned Cyboroque. What does it take to make you people happy, anyway?

The new grill looks like a Superman emblem with an Acura logo in place of the S.

From the sound of it, maybe. But it can’t possibly be Tokyo Drift bad.

I like it, but I would like to suggest amending it to “Cyboroque”. More cyborg, less baroque.

Not at all. Especially if you mean male Duran Duran fans.

That’s ok. You can keep them. You can bring us more Alfas, though, if you like.

Goddamn fahrvergnügen. Always trying to unpimp my ride.

Nope. Just the FourTwo.

Such an awkward name, though. “Air” “Land” er? Does it land on air? Does it land air on other stuff? I wish they would have picked something that makes more sense, like Blimpy McBlimpface.

B-21 Mandarin: You’ll neverrrr see it coming.

Nah, they’ve got plenty of ideas. It’s just that they all begin with “prequel to...” or “reboot of...”

Swiffers are expensive, so I just stopped cleaning stuff.

At least he didn’t name his other company, which launches phallic objects into space, something juvenile like “Space Sex”. Oh, wait...