You never know what a disgusting blob creature might find sexy.

OK, that was a poor choice of words... sexily-clad? Is that better?

After seeing this I stopped thinking that giant slug-like creatures with a fetish for scantily-clad humanoids was an uncommon occurrence in this universe.

Wow. Matt Burns seems like a bit of an asshole, although I know he’s just asking the questions that everyone is actually thinking, but he could have been a little more tactful about it. After reading that, he’s the last guy I’d ever grant an interview to. Not that anyone would ever want to interview me.

I’ve often thought about getting a proclip. They look nice. Glad to hear you’re happy with yours. I might just pull the trigger!

Voiceover courtesy of Optimus Prime?

Major spoilers for The Force Awakens follow.

No, but after reading that, I kind of wish I was!

Sixteen years from now you may be proven to be right, but for now I’m comparing the first three times I saw each movie, so I think it’s valid. TPM got worse, TFA got better. Time will tell, though.

This was me. I was so blinded by the fact that we had a new Star Wars movie, I saw TPM three times before I was no longer able to overlook Jar Jar Binks among other things. I can’t watch that movie at all today. TFA, on the other hand, I’ve seen three times, and it has gotten better each time. It’s actually getting…

in a smelly friend’s Ford Fiesta ST

My favorite anti-dd slogan, spotted in Tennessee this week:

Well... Based on my experience, I have a hard time believing that any magnet would keep any phone that qualifies as a phablet (like your 6P) steady. My Nexus 5 was fine, but when I switched to a LG G3, it rotated at the slightest bump or cornering force, which is why I stopped using my magnetic mount. It has a lot to…

Most of my problems were a direct result of my chosen driving style, which I accept. Otherwise, the magnet was preferred over other mounting methods. I think I made the GPS problems sound worse that they were. The phone was smart enough to figure out where I was once it got a lock, based on speed, previous locations,…

It’s not something I would do to my phone. But... when my heater is on, I’m using the floor vents or defroster, not the dashboard vents that this would attach to. Those only get used for cold air.

Having used a magnetic mount for a while, magnet strength is key. The ones I’ve used held the phone securely enough to keep it from falling off, but over larger bumps and in hard cornering (things I deal with due to a sports car suspension and rather *ahem* aggressive driving style), the phone would tend to rotate…

Sometimes I get paid to sit on the can reading Lifehacker articles on my phone.

Muahaha.

Every time I see her in “Jem” makeup, I can’t help but think of Data’s half-organic transformation from Star Trek: First Contact

Great picture and comparison, but no one told Tex Johnston that it wouldn’t do that. He just never told anyone he was going to do it. Twice.