Nate, your ability to take abstract concepts in an unfamiliar environment and make them tangible for a reader is impressive.  Only the worst imbeciles on the planet are going to think that your writing is overly dramatic here.  My experience with pain and mental anguish in football is right in line with you and I had…

With an NFL- promoted soundtrack of shitty country music for a league that is 80% African American. 

Better than the other hat in his locker.

Tomorrow it’s strictly Crosby, Nash and Young

Fun fact: Most Iranians disagree with it. It’s almost as if people in governments can enforce values different from the people the govern. But as an American, I obviously have no experience with that.

Getting back into a baseball game after you’ve already exited the stadium? That’s the very definition White privilege.

“My guys are fucking savages in that fucking juice box, right?”

A Colt with a broken leg? Absolutely Barbaric.

I had an up close and personal experience with CTE damaged former NFL offensive lineman Jeremy Newberry once. Was showing up at his place to help a friend video her cousins wedding at the event space he has at Newberry Vineyard in Antioch, CA. I show up with my girlfriend early, and we start to exit the car to look…

there hasn’t been this much fuss about a second Schutt Air since the JFK assassination

“Move the fuck on No Body Gives A fuck about You Or your problems”

19,000? There can’t be that many Southern Baptist pastors and Republican state senators in one town.

In fairness, if you can read that billboard, you don’t live in Alabama.

I’ll never understand how people who make such a big deal about criminalizing abortion can turn a blind eye to people who are actually alive.

19,000 fewer Alabama fans? Good. Save some sexy cousins for the rest of us. 

“Officers are advised to be on the lookout for a vehicle with Connecticut plates, 'Y-E-A-H J-E-E-P-S'"

Because cocaine is famously unavailable in Miami. 

I think it’s like a St. Louis-style bagel.

And I would do ANY THING FOR LOVE...oh I would do anything for love...but I won’t douthat....no I won’t douthat 

These owners really need to stick to sports.