fuck that, if i’m stuck on a plane for 12 hours I WILL take my shoes off.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Did the private equity boys use the stock photo fund for new yachts?

Call me stupid, but can’t you just throw a rope over the wall, reach through for the loose end, tie it to one of the columns with a simple bowline knot, pull up the slack and climb that bitch like Batman and Robin?

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

He’s going to get plunked in batting practice tomorrow.

I’ve taken this tour and it was just ok. I’d give it a 3.6; not great, not terrible.

Jesus, that was an incredible play and Joe Buck made it sound as exciting as eating corn flakes in a bowl of lukewarm milk.

This is the biggest hit I’ve seen laid on a number 11 who couldn’t handle drinks since Phil Simms.

The evidence is on a server in Ukraine.  Many people are saying it.

BUT HIS PRINCIPLES

The terrible slide doesn’t help but damn, it’s arguably a better throw than Ichiro’s iconic gunning down of Terrence Long:

Tessa has Virtue but Scott wants Moir.

This is a humiliating mulligan in which everyone loses face, feet, wallets, and reputations.

What a productive two days you’ve had.

Everybody in Boston thinks they’re Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting when really they’re Matt Damon in Team America: World Police.

Reid and McCoy together is great news for Kansas City restaurant owners and terrible news for Kansas City restaurant staff.

Keep’em coming, Nate!

I want to live in the world where Carli Lloyd, in uniform, takes a knee during the anthem of a Colts-Falcons game, and a stadium full of 60,000 NFL fans suffer simultaneous brain aneurysms.

Listen, that kid knew concussions were part of the deal when he signed the contract. He’s neck deep in orange slices and pizza parties, so what’s he got to complain about?