No doubt the best head on FCUM TV.

Big or small, it’s hard to hate on someone for celebrating an accomplishment that’s so meaningful to them. But let’s be real, anyone with this much travel time in a given year can get pretty far in the Duolingo app.

Moir Virtue, Tessa Scott

And here we are scrutinizing AB for his forceful sexual advances...

Laces OUT!!!11!111!!!

Boy is he hamstring now! The Lakers definitely don’t kneed this kind of distraction, I mean, this easily quadruples the odds against him returning to the league. He’s not walking away from this one.

Based on the wrist angle, I’m going to speculate it’s a semi-western. Definitely not a full western. Checks out.

Struck me as pretty Natural, actually. 

There’s something weird about that second video. Dude looks pumped for something, sees a massive wave coming and doesn’t flinch...just takes it head on. At least we there’s a bit more of a reaction during fire drills...

That crowd is not amused. They were clearly expecting a Lance Armstrong appearance.

Ohhhhh, I get the joke - “head” quarterback!

He should switch his accountant. 

They’re still shitty.

Witty replies need not apply. Shaq was born to dunk on people. Shaq is simply dunking on us all. Godspeed, sir.

They’re going against traffic in that lane. Maybe that’s part of it. 

You’ve got it wrong man. Mr. White was Reservoir Dogs.

Jules: Describe what Grayson Allen looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Brett: He’s not bald.
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: Yes.
Jules: That’s not how this is supposed to go, Brad!

“Needs more edging.”

Raised threads and blisters were soooo 2018! Clearly Manfred prefers smoother balls and more dongs.

Passport stamp or it doesn’t count.