“You CANNOT be Kyrgios!”

At least we there’s a bit more of a reaction during fire drills...

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

Anyone who chooses to watch a Cubs/Cardinals game gets what they deserve.

Daniel Jones looks like the actor they’d cast to play Eli Manning in a movie about Peyton Manning’s life.

Shhhhhhh… Stop warning the vegans!

I can’t even begin to understand this joke but,  damn it, I like the cut of its jib!

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

It’s weird how Caillou grew up to become Brett Gardner.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

Trump probably thinks the Golden Boot is a sex move where you get peed on while somebody’s kicking you.

Ray Ratto fished his wish

I see ew, Steam Engine

No need to pad the score against the Thai. 

You need MANY STARS!

Glad to see that the Deadspin staff was able to secure half-day Fridays in the latest round of collective bargaining.

I expect calm, rational discourse

I wouldn’t dream of riding a bike “with” a helmet, and still wouldn’t get on one of these scooters, let alone drive it on a pathway not designed for their use (all sidewalks). I’ll walk thank you..

A steady diet of Skyline Chili affects different men in different ways....but it always ends in a case of multiple violent runs.

Melky Cabrera