“You first!” -Jesus

In the the old Batman versus Superman debate, and it always comes down to Batman needing to have everything work absolutely perfectly. All of his traps, all of his plans, all of his equipment has to operate perfectly with no mistakes to even have a shot at beating Superman. All it takes is one slip-up and Superman can…

Once is a mistake, twice is pattern. Val was right, Tom Cruise is a fucking asshole.

Eight - EIGHT- consecutive NBA Finals.

But why throw a pass
when you could hand off the ball
to fucking Marshawn.

Nah. God help me, but I was really really good at golf growing up, and I preferred it to hockey and baseball because you could be high as a kite while playing on the high school golf team. So anyway, as a young pup I played a ton of tournament golf. Here’s what actually happened, if it ever gets out of the grays....

This is like...the coolest scene in any TV show, ever.

Just wait until MLB hears about the A’s uniforms.

All he had to do was Turner-ound

The RGIII of 2012 has got to be the most thrilling pro quarterback I ever saw. Makes me sad how easy it was to forget that guy.

“I really, really deeply miss about five percent of the experience.”

They are “leery” of homeowning because they can’t afford it.

Ok, tough guy.

Rex, is that you?

So one day, this old lady calls me—by the way, I met her later, very good looking for her age, not a pound overweight, very beautiful—she tells me the portions are too small. And I tell her, “That’s a terrible shame. That’s really a shame. I know Dave Thomas. I play racquetball with him all the time. He cheats all the…

So I hung in there through the “we didn’t evolve” and the “extream love”, but had to tap out at “Asians are super creative.”

Look at Rambo over here.

I feel like the great disappointment of the Walking Dead for me is that combat became increasingly flash, and no thinking.

Kwang offered his thoughts on the matter post-race: