The real story here is that Hannah apparently has no idea what a moose looks like.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

these are the gloves Ted Cruz always pretends he’s wearing.

Pitbull has better range.

This violates the Geneva convention

The “500 more” always gets people.

Drunk and looking for a fight? He’s a pregnancy away from the Irish Triple Crown.

Show me a picture.

Baseball is good.

“Why does the boos need to sink in?”

Zach Miller: [wakes up in hospital after surgery]

When I was a kid, people in my parent’s generation were immediately suspicious of anything that came from the internet. “Don’t meet anyone from the internet in real life!” “You can’t believe that, it’s just on the internet!”

Dude played baseball at Yale.

If you really wanna see something crazy, watch what the guys on the Lightning do with bath salts.

Let’s remember some money rackets from high school:

Colorado Rockies?

At least the Navy guy stood for the National Answer.

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

Very dialogue. Much unprecedented. So unity.

“Hole in one!” - Lindsey Graham