They don’t need Kaepernick.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

So great. For this Chargers team, this is definitely a shot in the ass, I mean, arm.

On a positive note, I bet that guy uses all parts of the cheerleader.

Juju Smith-Schuster sounds like Roger Sterling’s name for some rival four-partner firm.

It’s actually goodminton.

San Jose 49ers.

And to think, you still had a better night than Ted Cruz.

That said, I am a shitty friend. Just not GRRM’s.

The ads work every time. Every. Time. The actual part I want to watch? 20% of the time.

White Sox Owner to GM: We must be rid of the white walkers

Covfefe’s Law.

As scarred as Plunkett is, he says he wants the NFL to do what it can to start making football safer so the sport doesn’t disappear.

You seem pretty high too.

Racism, mostly.

wat is skool dooing in my sportz

To boost sales, promoters say that, immediately following the fight, Mayweather will face McGregor in a spelling bee.

decades of propaganda and an increasing lack of education.

I call cocaine OD by the end of August.