Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

Thanks to Beavis and Butt-Head, I’ve never been able to read a Titleist logo without pronouncing it “Tit-Le-Ist” in my head, so I have no need for the parody merchandise.

This disgraceful show by all involved is an embarrassment to the quiet dignity and grace with which boxing has always carried itself. Don King must be spinning in his grave.

Haven’t been paying attention much to him, but I’m pretty sure he’s my favorite player now, and possibly of all time.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

I guess SI is finally listening to its customers. Instead of having to pay for a full subscription, we just wanted the swimsuit issue with no strings attached.

If Tagg is unable to pull it off by himself, he can form Romney Son Voltron with Bort, Cleb, Phlerk, and Mittens, Jr.

Dude, I just told you. Pop up video.

As many others have said before me, the MSM needs grow a fucking pair and stop covering all of this shit. Fuck the briefings, fuck the rallies tape delay the fuck out of it and run it later using old VH1 Pop Up Video bubbles as fact checking tool.

Falcon McFalconface will be traded at the deadline for Pigeon McPigeonface and Edwin Jackson.

Laugh all you want about Becker’s bankruptcy, but Deadspin can’t afford a headline writer? Here, I’ll help you out:

My entire family does this and I want to disown them.

They should just hire me. I’ll listen to Lebron and do nothing but waste time on Deadspin all day instead of trying to do my own thing.

Starred for Giants tears.

In other news... fuck my team, the Giants, and their dipshit GM who gave $62mm to a closer with an above 5 ERA. Not that he’s had much opportunity to get in any kind of groove closing this year, what with SF’s “let’s see what single A player we can put in LF today!” strategy.

The Bernie Step would have still been there.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

Kevin - “This course sucks!”

Nope, at this point the only game they must win is Game 7.