He got to 11 K’s in 3 2/3 innings, and only 4 other pitchers have ever had 11 K’s in 4 full innings. One of those four was named Nolan and another was named Randy. At that point in the game,

Trick question: There is no crowd in attendance at Reds home games.

If a ballplayer goes 5 for 5 with 4 homers and 10 runs batted in while wearing camouflage making it impossible for both the opposition and the crowd in attendance to see him did it really happen?

This has got to really piss Brandon Phillips off.

Roofie Skittles. Give you cavities while someone gets your cavities.

This qualifies as a news story? This really is the greatest witch hunt in American hiscoco.

It should be noted that Officer Palladino attempted to shoot Tiger, but his Asian and Caucasian sides refused to move out of the way.

I can’t even tell the teams apart because of those stupid fucking uniforms.

I TAKE IT BACK

An upside to the Giants sucking so much is that I can finally afford to attend games on the weekends.

As the reporter rightly was getting at with his questioning, the “I’m only accountable to the people in my district” defense rings a bit hollow when Blum’s largest donors are from outside of his district. If he can be bought by parties outside his district, then he can answer questions asked by Iowans outside his…

Alternatively, why are the hell are Jim Tomsula’s shoes $4.95?

Barcos

If only the victim had had a gun to protect her.

I haven’t seen a Frenchman get flanked like that since 1940

Yeah, but now he has to live in Alabama.

Mary Pierce screaming the place down after blowing her ACL is the worst sports injury.

That’s a mute point

#RotorooterinOakland

“Illegal stitch in time on the receiving team. Nine yard penalty. Replay the down.”