A lot of Hamilton whining in there :)

Los locos kick your balls into outer space

Operation SAM-HALE

Who cares if the Playoffs are rigged? It’s still real to me, dammit!

I got me a bomber, it seats about 20, so hurry up and bring your NATO cronies!

Fuckin jaywalkers

That kid air-humping is the REAL highlight.

I think we’re only allowed to do a GoFundMe if he shoots the dude to get the ball.

jodark, you magnificent bastard, I’ve missed your posts on here. Jalop just isn’t the same as it was, say, five or more years ago... I don’t post much anymore, just read.

I get where you’re coming from, but I think this is different. This isn’t public outrage or a mismanaged player’s union or a botched suspension challenging the league, it’s one of its own sources of power: the ownership. The only way Goodell goes away is if the owners tell him to fuck off, and the owner of a premier…

Going to see Faith No More tonight for the first time in 17 years!

If he’d had a no hitter after 8 and they pulled him it would’ve been a travesty, but pull him with a chance to break one of the few non-tainted baseball records left and everyone shrugs...

Deadspin’s Descriptions of Rob Gronkowski, ranked:

This is my favorite thing in sports.

So the Yankees can market the retirement of Andy Pettitte’s jersey but not A-Rod’s home run chase?

That is a ludicrous amount of candy behind him.

I don’t get it.
49ers have one of the best uniforms in the league.
This is pure greed.

Gary Gnu agrees

The Xenon thrusters will also tend to blind oncoming satellites, prompting them to flash their own thrusters in retaliation, which could potentially set off a “Space Rage” War.