We’re backing the wrong country. Our interests are so much more strongly tied to the Iranians, full stop. To Hell with the Wahabi cavemen.

For our sake he was crucified under Belichick and Ryan; he suffered, died, and was buried. And on the third offseason, he rose again in fulfillment of the scriptures. He ascended into Philadelphia and is seated at the right hand of Kelly, the head coach. He will play again in glory, to judge the players and ESPN, and…

Like much of california yosemite is way too brown!

Nerdy, deeply unfashionable, falsely modest, yet somehow charming. Succeeded more on grit and determination than pure talent. Congrats to Drew Magary ... on winning the Cardinal Way.

It’s annoying when white teenage punks use the word “nigga,” as if it’s OK for them to do so as long as they leave off the “-er.” I lived with a black dude for two years in college and I would never, ever call him “nigga.” It’s a fucking insult. It’s not cool. People should use buddy, man, pal or dude instead.
But…

Obviously that kid has never played Tecmo Super Bowl.

These creases remind me of the time my wife told me not to tuck my shirt in.

what is this, amateur hour? Certainly by the time the kid is 1.5 yrs old you should have learned to always look in the diaper first before changing. Always do recon... you gotta know what you are getting into before the event. If its wall to wall splatter, you need to be prepared with 47 wipes already laid out…

I can't believe they'd leave Wrigley all chewed up like this. Completely tasteless. Chicago really stepped in it this time.

they'd have fun and do cool things with local kids at games?

"they are the sons and daughters of Thomas Jefferson"

im more partial to the civilian big hardware.

They both exhibit a deep understanding of how to guard against a shoot-grab

I grew up loving the NFL, and bonding with my father at Soldiers Field in Chicago. I'm (perhaps sadly) at my happiest when watching a good football game.

Leave him alone, YouTube wasn't working.

I've been partial to the Morgan factory video on /DRIVE

HUNTER PENCE DIDN'T DRINK ALL HIS MILK LIKE MOM SAID

No garage, no driveway, living in a rental apartment with shared building parking. Makes me miss the house (and barns) I grew up with, for sure. If I didn't work on my own car back then, I wouldn't have had a functioning car.