Now that he found the biggest source of garbage in San Diego, how is he going to get on the field?

To be fair, the jockey for Tonalist was one of those 5 guys released by Obama last week.

That is some of the least hilarious bullshit I have seen in quite some time

Unlike race horses though, the NFL has found a way for them to shoot themselves once they've become injured and useless.

Wreck this league?

"I don't know where you think you are, little girl, but we don't keep shit like that here as a keepsake. We put it in a casserole dish with cream of mushroom soup, Velveeta, and tater tots, then pop it an oven for an hour or so."

Apparently you belong to the crowd that has never owned a said Tempo. I'm the proud past-owner of an '86 5 speed Coupe. Let me tell you it was a blast to drive, but then again I was 16 and I could have fun in a dump truck having just got a license. I loved that car but it sucked me dry of money. I paid to fix…

and then you turn 55 or 60 and everyones dying around you, you think gee I wish I had kids, or one kid at least. It couldnt have been that hard, and then its too late, unless your Hef of course. Carrying the name doesnt matter to any of you? you trust your bros for that, no way. I totally understand your line of…

I give you 4 years before you're having a gender reveal party and themed birthday parties. I was you 4 years ago.

I want to hate that haircut but it's just so damn fundamentally sound.

+1 pleasant childhood memory

When Formula One fans talk about "team orders," they usually mean one thing – a driver in the lead is asked to pull over (or worse) to help ensure that their teammate in the race secures a better points position. The reasons why they could be issued are complex, but usually they revolve around promoting one driver's…

It doesn't even matter who won (it was Lewis, for the record, with Nico coming in second), because it was full of great racing anyways. Perennial backmarker Force India managed to grab a podium, ahead of the once-mighty Red Bulls. Ferrari is struggling at the back of the pack, but because it's got the insanely…

So, who thinks the noses will be raised back up next year?

This may look like banter, but he's hurting after that. He'll feel robbed after being the faster driver all weekend and having the faster tyre choice in the final phase to no avail. Plus he was swearing a lot in the Awkward Conversation Chamber and didn't look happy at all in interviews......

And that was pretty great, too, because Esteban Gutierrez managed to walk away from that monster flip. And his assailant, Pastor Maldonado, only managed to get a five-place grid penalty and only had two penalty points added to his license for China, which is ridiculous considering he basically scooped a guy onto his…

not usually. his hands are small and weak so it's hard for him to use the Shift key properly. also, his mother and i constantly remind him that it doesn't really matter when "all you're doing is babbling with some other rubes on the internet."

I wouldn't say the engine is shot. It could be, but honestly everything taken off it there can be done pretty easily and fast. Removing the engine/trans on a Viper is a hell of a job. And I wouldn't doubt it if your average shadetree mechanic would spend the better part of a few days trying to remove the drivetrain.

Actually the kids SHOULD get whooping cough, as it can prevent choking which does run in the family.