The 49ers have a foolproof plan to combat bullying. Now it's up to Martin to purchase some new headphones.

Drew asked if either of you have commented here before. I have a few other questions to welcome you after yet another Kinja installment. Just be honest from your answers and we will go from there.

6) How many bats do you own? 2

I still have my original Jetfire, and I'm not ashamed to admit I was just playing with it yesterday.

I think there would be a rush. I mean everyone else around there is Russian.

Our current badge looks like it was created in MS Paint on a computer running Windows 95.

That's some serious white-washing of history. 0.0 WHIP after 12 Years a Slave?

Atlas, Drugged

♪ Take these broken wings

"Um, Riley...they're still going to be allowed to play."

Mike Pouncey: Hey man just heard some motherfucker smashed your car in.

Pictured: Feat of Klay; Feet of Clay.

Ahhh you're right, seems to be now. It was something crazy shitty last week.

"That doesn't make sense - how can they converge and it still be a Singler hilarity? Eh??? Eh???"

As long as his motor wasn't built by Renault, he should be fine.

For me it would be nice if NBC didn't treat primetime like this two week event they are covering is actually The International Figure Skating Tournament—and a couple of random sports that feature marketable Americans.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

We're all born free.