I'm pretty sure an exposed pepe merits a yellow card.

I'm guessing most of them ended up paying on Saturday morning.

How did my suggestion of Pig N Ford racing not make the grade? Racing around a dirt oval, on a Model T chassis, with a pig in your lap, at the county fair. It's got Redneck written all over it!

The reason Fred McGriff is not included is sad yet simple. Major League Kickball, despite its acronym, does not allow black players.

I'm confused is that or is that not an Element with a Range sticker on the tailgate?

"I don't think anyone will be listening to records by 2017."

Maybe I drank too much, but I was dying watching this.

It doesn't matter if Jivecom's rich or not, or even if they'll ever drive a Ferarri or not; the heart of the matter is that no matter home much "Ferarri" is held synonymous with supercars, status, and exclusivity, it does not guarantee race wins. As another 'true poor,' I simply say that when Chris Harris brought up…

Have you driven a Ferrari? Because everyone who ever makes that ad hominem attack invariably describes themselves with it. I've driven two already, a 348tb and an F355 GTS, and driving more wouldn't really be that difficult to manage. Despite whatever you may think, getting a drive in things like that isn't especially…

Te'o: Let's try swimming in the ocean.
Fluker: O....Ok....I think I'm ready.
Te'o: Just start swimming, and I'll tell you where to go.
Fluker: (Jumps into water)
Te'o: Now just swim to where that gull is, and come back!
Fluker: What gull?!?
Te'o: That gull floating right there, what are you, blind?!
Fluker: Wha...(gurgle)..…

Are we to believe that is not a giant needle?

I'm still not regretting my decision to forgo cable.

Ford would shoot this designer on site. That looks hideous.

Gary Pinkel isn't the only SEC coach that likes to hit the sauce.

Sadly, most of America doesn't care unless you change "Red" to "Green."

It's a good thing that in 2013 people who murder people get convicted of it.

I pay 100 bucks a month for this damn Comcast internet and all I get are these shitty low-def YouTube videos. Fucking Big Cable monopoly.

Usher: Sir, can you hear me?

"Shut your peep hole."