When he started to get on the gas, I pooped a little for him.

pictured: Cosmo's sex position of the week, Boxing Out.

Deeply hurt, yes.

Shit, this is gonna be a long summer.

But when The Truth bluffs while wearing rose-colored glasses, is that considered a double bluff, or a triple?

Only oilmen and spoiled men in Texas, and y'all know I'm no Daniel Day-Lewis.

Remember when Red Dog and Icehouse first came out? They were Miller's premium beers. Icehouse had it's moment in the sun, but Red Dog was terrible; not even Tommy Lee Jones voiceover in the commercials could save this puppy.

You sir, are incorrect, although I am impressed by your commitment to research. But both High Life and Budweiser, while undrinkable in can form, when ice cold and drunk from the bottle are sublime. They was robbed. Also shout out to Hamms, my favorite shitty regional beer.

I've been drinking High Life since high school because it's the unquestionably the best of lowest price level beers (Keystone, Natty Light, Milwaukee's Best). I'm all in on the champagne of beers.

Can you please rank Natural Ice by amount drank.

Did you eat someone's ass out before you tasted these? This list is an utter travesty.

It's the internet version of "never put your dick in crazy"

Enough with these fucking Foodspin posts.

those officers obviously haven't heard of a little thing called the 2nd amendment.

In a typically Philly fashion, the culprits stole his battery, then threw it at him.

An animated gif of every time Kobe drove it through the hole? No one has time to edit that much Colorado security camera footage.

"I left with his girl's belt".

Catgut fight!

Excellent effort, though lower motor neurons are in the spine.