Realizing he can never be like Maradona, Carli had to settle by giving us the Hand of Dog.

Well, probably isn't the first flimsy thing to frustrate Belichick when edging.

Kimi Rally School? ;)

Teams Covered Up 'Hundreds' of Domestic Violence Cases

Are we talking a sun half covered with a cloud and rain coming out the bottom of the cloud? Or, a full cloud, no sun, with rain coming out of the bottom? If either of these, are there lightning bolts emanating from the cloud? I just can't trust this shit until I see the icons.

You should read the book Skunk Works.

I was searching for this post and finally found it. Thank you. Now I can move on with my day.

I really want to shave that annoying hair.

This proves a good joke is as much about delivery as it is the wit it's built on. +1 pair of leather pants.

With so many O's outside the window, I have to assume that Ray was the X's.

So, my bill is going to go up even though I don't watch the NBA? WTF!?!

With everyone in FL is so focused on standing their ground, it's no wonder the Fins have no pass rush.

I'm guessing these guys had to give up their reservations at Michael Mina's Tailgate?

You're not supposed to tell them dumb ass!

0.38 or get the fuck out.

Conventional wisdom would have you think corn huskers are used to dealing with wormholes.

Taxation without photo-documentation.

Oh, boo hoo, you're tired of getting the short end? Believe me, it's better than the long end of the stick.

Proof that ESPN is your worldwide leader in sports about like MTV is your music television.

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