do you even verse?!1!?

I don't understand why people say marathons are so hard. All you have to do is run each successive mile just a few seconds faster. Plan better and we aren't far at all.

WHOA.

And to think it's always the people in Oregon bitching about all the California people invading their state. Is Cal's fan base really that small? Seems off.

Looked like a breaking ball.

Something tells me this might just speed along AP's court appearance.

Couldn't agree more.

His hairline traveled.

Fitzpatrick puts his heart into inspired pregame pep talk, entire team jogs back into tunnel.

[Waits for Snyder to pull the remaining stock and donate it to the reservation as a Goodwill gesture.]

If the whole routine is like the stations of the cross, then that long tie is the nail through the palm.

Is there any way to get out of the lifetime guarantee?

[Ray] Shiii. You think I'm really gonna stare at some bars?

San Francisco really does have the best homeless facilities in the country.

Don't tell me what to do.

You mock my art.

It's somehow fitting that his footwear will include bi polar bears.

(all together now)

These guys have such great energy - can't wait for the Thriller reenactment.

Look you guys, I am the only thing standing between you and the deliciuos, dunkable nugget that you're all after.