The Google Machine tells me that the average length of a NFL game in 2013 was 3 hours and 10 minutes, compared to the longest average game for MLB being 3 hours and 8 minutes (Fenway, 5-yr average). I was surprised that the NFL hasn't formed a similar committee, but then realized they were probably busy with other…

Clearly the Tigers fan is wearing a sports bra.

Coyle went on to state that his team will continue to stay in the gray until they are officially followed by Goodell. While this approach backfired on Incognito when his attempts at humor became visible for all to judge, he's confident that Tannehill will be seeing plenty of stars in the future.

Drive for show, put for doh.

Davis has released a statement apologizing for his role in the incident and requesting that the media respect their privacy.

[Trainer] "LeSean, what's 20% of $61.56?"

Until today, I was never really clear on who exactly was in the Funky Bunch.

Yeah, this is kind of my point though. There's not much to talk about, so they're going to blow this out of proportion. Let's be honest, in this case he didn't make trouble, he stood on a lunch table and acted like a jackass...and then ESPN addresses it like it has the weight of the Rice or Peterson story.…

Yes, these were my thoughts exactly (albeit vagina-free).

I'm no fan of Winston, but ESPN is blowing this out of proportion so they have something to talk about. Soapbox opportunity taken by Ponder and good on her for alluding to it. I'll blow it out of proportion too and say this is why we don't need hours of pregame coverage, just like we don't need 24 hour news coverage.

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Clearly the guy is just trying to get some crabs.

Gonna get in the ring on this one. It follows that the only NFLer who should be hitting women is Eric Decker.

Right, like this is the first time a redneck has mistaken a bus for his sister.

That's a cat. Awww. Dude, that's a fucking cat. I can't believe he fucked it up in the column. This cat is gonna get fucked up. HOLY SHIT.

This better make it into the roundup.

"The is an independent investigation. We have not hand selected the investigation team. Here is a summary of their resume."

Thanks for the write up, it's a great beer. Stone's Ruin Ten is also high on my list right now.

Calm down, man, I told you not to take the Browns acid, man.

What a day. Take a kick to the head, and now he can expect a random drug test, too.