0.38 or get the fuck out.

Conventional wisdom would have you think corn huskers are used to dealing with wormholes.

Taxation without photo-documentation.

Oh, boo hoo, you're tired of getting the short end? Believe me, it's better than the long end of the stick.

Proof that ESPN is your worldwide leader in sports about like MTV is your music television.

Executive Summary:

do you even verse?!1!?

I don't understand why people say marathons are so hard. All you have to do is run each successive mile just a few seconds faster. Plan better and we aren't far at all.

WHOA.

And to think it's always the people in Oregon bitching about all the California people invading their state. Is Cal's fan base really that small? Seems off.

Looked like a breaking ball.

Something tells me this might just speed along AP's court appearance.

Couldn't agree more.

His hairline traveled.

Fitzpatrick puts his heart into inspired pregame pep talk, entire team jogs back into tunnel.

[Waits for Snyder to pull the remaining stock and donate it to the reservation as a Goodwill gesture.]

If the whole routine is like the stations of the cross, then that long tie is the nail through the palm.

Is there any way to get out of the lifetime guarantee?

[Ray] Shiii. You think I'm really gonna stare at some bars?

San Francisco really does have the best homeless facilities in the country.