Peyton really shouldn't be sticking his neck out like that.

All that Barclays pork on his side, and he still can't convert the foodie.

"Look, we just want to you to suit up. That's all. Stand there with your back to the TV cameras."

"I'm with you, bro."

"Golf is surprisingly high."

"Hey Johnny, can I get a second? Yeah, so Beibs called at halftime and said he didn't want to hang anymore."

But unlike Simms, it's clear that the Redskins won't go down like a sack of bricks at the first sign of pressure.

"Dad, we don't need to handcuff Tony. We already own the backup."

Chelsea, hot damn!

I really want to write up something funny, mildly entertaining, or profound...but I will simply give credit where credit is due. This might be the best WYTS that you have written, Drew. Granted the subject matter presents itself on a plate, a stainless steel, segmented plate with a spoon...that fits through a slot.

As much as I hate being in the gray, I think this change will significantly improve Deadspin in the post-Tiger era. Now, can we have the Comment Ninja back, too?

He's got maturity, too. The Warriors had offered him a better deal, but he knew that it would be a distraction to play with Stephen Curry.

When asked about the DQ Strong, he gave 'em the Foster's Freeze! Amirite?!

I'm really optimistic that this will make the FP much, much better. A welcome change.

"Yes, we need to have stricter penalties, but we tried to stick to precedent with Ray. He will still miss a minimum 6-8 weeks regardless of the suspension."

Malcolm, you Dawg.

Nah. The joke isn't at the expense of the tragic death. There's too much circular talk around this topic, too many soapboxes, something needs to break it up.

deleted - decided joke was weak.

This was a joke for the reasons you spelled out. I realize jokes are no longer in fashion in the post-Kinja Jalopnik comment section, but one can hope to keep the dream alive.

ameliorate sealed the star.