"We're asking everyone to reserve judgement on the incident involving Tony and Kevin until we can analyze the telemetry from Tony's car."

You can't prance around on that field, that's Giancarlo's field!

Worse. Shock Top.

I've seen this one before. Was waiting for the part where Witten started welding something and pulled off the helmet only for us to realize that he's a she.

Wow. BMX Bandits flash back. Nicole Kidman before (?) crazy.

[Deadspin] Don't fret, Jack.

Hunter loves him some paleo...

LeBron has definitely matured. Now when faced with a difficult decision, he quietly selects all the clip art.

The original plan was to do some cornholing with the rosin bags, but Papelbon refused because he didn't think they'd respect him in the morning.

Clearly, you're telling me that ultramarathons are gay.

I am SHOCKED that Waino would so readily admit toying with NL home field advantage. All-star game is srs bsns!

you should check out Formula 1 this year!

And that's why you don't EVER play poker with Mo Cheeks.

Case in point. It pisses me off every time someone says "You'd have to have your head examined to play soccer."

10-4. I agree there are definitely interesting stories, but I was thinking along the lines of the constructor's championship. Was thinking a FRIC ban, albeit stupid for mid-season, would be seen by the power that be in F1 as a way of making the season more interesting potentially (i.e., potentially loosening Merc's…

I don't disagree with anything you said (answer to mid-season ban: because politics!) except this being an awesome season. Really?

There's clearly a FIBonacci sequence baked into that price, and how twisted it is.

ESPN? Pffft. I don't get that fancy cable package, so I was forced to watch the games in Spanish on Univision. Not being a speaker, I'm learned to key into "waves of emotion" while focusing on watching the match. To be honest, I really enjoyed this. Then again, I tend to watch NFL games with mute ON. I really think it…

I missed the first half, but the second half is being given to them (Brazil).

This is great stuff, Raph. We need more Jalopnik how-to's.