Yeah, but he was just trying to steal the recipes.

There's been a lot of hate over the diving Dutchman, but everyone seems willing to ignore what I see as the real cause for his fall. Have you seen the shoes these guys wear off the field?

Pro tip: if you press select before start, your passenger will also get 30 lives.

Mules:

Facebook? Well there's your problem right there.

"Dear countrymen, I acknowledge my sin, please don't have me killed."

Who knows what this is from (no reverse GIS)?

Really good.

Pictured: Fan of USMNT attempts cross fingers but comes up short.

But you still come back, right? There's something nice and easy about these kind of posts. Enjoy, or don't click, right?

Because you can go to a myriad of websites to get that story. This is Deadspin.

Red valkyrie shot the food.!

move this up.

Agree on all points. Now let's suspend reality for just a moment and assume that Haas has a top car in 2016 and has Patrick in the cockpit, and she/they are really successful. Imagine the next level of Nascaar v F1 rage posts. F1 sucks because Patrick couldn't hang in Nascaar, etc, etc. Not sure if I could handle it.

"Who the fuck threw water on me? Seriously, fuck you."

Have seen a catcher miss a pitch out that bad in a long time.

I think PE said it best: Don't believe the tripe.

TMZ Sports? I didn't realize this existed…and now I'm not sure how ESPN still exists.

Why am I not surprised to see that Parcells has retired to central Florida.

When safety and liberty collide, there will be loud noises.