I always thought the Dwayne Bowe Special was when whoever drafted him in their fantasy league inevitably ended up trading him for a backup tight end by week 4.

You would think a "town car" is something small like a Smart. Nothing could be further from the truth.

I'm with you 100% here, Leo. I like to drive more than anyone else I know, but at the same time I avoid driving in traffic like the plague. My friends don't quite understand: "but you love driving, why don't you drive?" Obvious response, because sitting in traffic or heading across the city or bridge for errands isn't…

Which, for me, is pretty much every time. I hate that game. Playing D is pointless.

After seeing that it makes you realize what players are getting at when "their accounts are hacked."

Yeah, he called Brett an asshole, but that's actually pretty endearing coming from a double-taper.

Cheap suit - $220
GoPro - $199
Extra GoPro adhesive mount - $15
Remote control drone - $599

Pretty deceptive for an Autobot.

MK5? What does that mean? They clearly should have gone with Model Eh.

One thing's for sure, I bet Ed gets his documentary to the screen first.

This post is the perfect metaphor for Tawny Kitaen: 1980s, glam icon, possible artificial enhancement, WHITEsnake, now in shambles, sad.

Hold off on the MRSA outbreak investigation - I think we've got the break we've been looking for. Oh, and you're all back on furlough.

Because I'm sure the linebackers in practice aren't gunning for his arm.

This is all so stupid.

This is all so stupid.

At first I was relieved to see that no one got hurt, but then I realized that guy got half-scalped.

That's cute, but you're not really shooting an elephant in the face unless he's part of your hunting party.

And they know it. After a full Sunday of the inane commercials I'm subjected to I feel like I've taken an illegal shot to the head that went uncalled.

For the record, I'm not all about white. I would LOVE to be on black, and I'd settle for bronze (pewter, whatever).

Stealth bomber lapel pin is proof that Olbermann is already having an impact on the amount of political content on ESPN.