Ok, Mr. Rodriguez, I've got your order all ready to go. But before we hang up, can I offer you unlimited rollover minutes for only $9.99/month?

[sits back in chair, folds arm]

Sounds like she might be Mrs. Right after all.

I can't believe he named his boy AJ McCarron.

Fun Fact: Mr. Criminal got that name from his days on the paper football circuit. He was booted after two seasons for accepting payment from opposing players to incorrectly set up the goalposts.

The Refused Sobriety Program

Attention, Jerry Springer. Are you out there, sir? I know you've made good money in your time, but I bet you're getting kind of bored just sitting back and enjoying the fruits of your labor. This is your time to pounce. If I can see this window of opportunity, then I know you can. The NASCAR brand is suffering…

Yep. That's basically what happens when you get too close to a Big Mac.

And has the advantage of being hydrating and tasting better.

Gainesville area Chevy dealers have had a hard enough time during the recession - this could be the last straw.

Precariously?

Yes, the right amount of sound and don't use your throttle like a douche.

The loud pipes save lives argument is invalid here. Even loud pipes can be managed by avoiding WOT for 200 feet - slam on brakes - WOT for 200 feet - slam on brakes - repeat. It's also kind of like saying trains should use their horns at all times to avoid hitting people on the tracks because it just might save…

As much as I love an S8, I feel the same way about that S8 as I do all the dbags with obnoxiously loud bikes that have to go WOT from light to light throughout the city. Yes, we're looking at you now, you have our undivided attention. Nice work.

"You're too tall for capoeira," they told him. "You should ref soccer," they told him.

Gawker) "In defense of Miley Cyrus"

This one deserves the extra step: +1

Rumor has it that A-Rod's plans after baseball include a senior web designer position with Gawker Media. A source close to A-Rod confirms that it's one of the only options left to him where the ire of the masses can be focused elsewhere.

Kinda ricey.
(I'm done)

Better than "It's aluminium"?