For Christ's sake, mom, tell them no and hang up the phone! I'm NOT doing that anymore!

I always though Magary was at least out of high school. That kid really can write beyond his years.

Sad really. Now that he's actually attacked, they won't stop until he's shot to death.

That footage was taken moments after Ryan realized this wasn't the one where they throw all the tomatoes.

Shit, this is gonna be a long summer.

At first I was like, I think I'll join this discussion!

Oh great, this just puts a big asterisk on the outcome of this years Tour de France.

"Shiii. I always knew Aaron ran with lightweights."

Very well done, sir.

Pictured: That awkward, uncomfortable transition from the NHL to sports journalism.

Quality teammate. He's just letting Gio know that he's ready for the walkers.

"Whoa! Nah, seriously, I'ma hit the cup this time."

10 stun rule? At least he'll still get his hot dog and soda.

This is rare. We've got a blitzed three (wo)man zone quickly shifting to a stunt that was instigated by rush. College girls are too defensive.

+1. This is going to be hard to beat.

Wood was later taken into custody after the identity of the body was confirmed to be one Mr. Thomas John.

Any opportunity to market...not even the Cup is sacred. I never thought Brad Pitt would agree to a sequel for that movie.

I hate to say it, but this is 100% appropriate.

All those LeBrons aren't even supposed to be there.

This whole thing got started because Jessica hated Paulie's original pet name for her, Codpiece. There was an instant connection after Broner told her how much he hated fish, too.