It wasn't the first time Amy had been mistaken for Joe Arpaio from behind, but Sergio quickly realized his mistake.

I'm not a doctor, but I play one on Deadspin.

Dearest Dennis,

Sure, you can see the balls, but what you can't see is the degeneration of the upper and lower motor neurons in the head.

Let's be honest, with this performance, even Frank Lloyd Wright is on notice.

Brilliant.

Seriously. So strange. There's more than one person doing it. Must be a thing.

Nah, just need a couple sets of vice-grips and more balls...a lot more balls.

This is clearly an analogy for The Big Game, but at some point I'd have expected the Bear to have fallen on his face, or the tree to have bowed under the weight of the event. Regardless, all parties went home wondering what the big deal was. Status quo.

I'm about 3 chapters into this book. Good stuff.

I think you're taking the movie a bit too seriously. It's just a fun movie with tons of eye candy - so why not perfect for a car guy? This is like F86Sabre calling out all the things that are stupid about Top Gun. Why bother? Just enjoy.

Great list. There's always this gem:

Very cool, but slightly disappointed. Would have expected to see carbon fiber bits dangling off the back using carbon nanotubes.

I sense you're angry. When you're done dominating the YouTube archives come back re-watch. After all that old video you might appreciate how great video technology has become. Back in the day you didn't get any hi-def super slow-mo shots of cars with all 4 in the air followed by some oppo for the save. Since the race…

This is great. Because I know you guys have nothing better to do, it would be cool to add V8 Supercars and WTCC to this.

Occifer....I mean, Officer.

We've lost a bunch of armor in the tornado but we have to carry on & keep warning.

"I just got passed by a paddle boat."

The Difference Engine. Sure, on the surface, it's not as big as some of the other engines posted, but compared to the size of its output, it's the biggest by far.

'Tis but a scratch.