Man, you guys are making the absolute laziest Pinkham’s Law attempt I’ve ever seen with this argument. Come on. You can all do better.

Jezebel didn’t even post the best picture, the one of Obama totally losing it.

New Castle

Dublin is not in the UK. A lot of people died to make sure of that, in fact.

In Cindy’s defense Dr.Sebagh’s formula is pretty amazing.

Dirty martinis only exist to mask the taste of raw ethanol, which is basically all vodka tastes like.

This is a surprisingly solid take!

There’s a new commercial on Hulu for United Methodist Churches that says “Church can happen anywhere” ...that phrase really scares me for some reason...like I’m going to wake up in my house, go downstairs, and there’s church going on.... gives me the chills.

so down.

Maybe ask your boss if she would have time for a lunch or drink before she leaves. Then tell her that you have been thinking about what she said, and ask if she has any suggestions/leads for a job that would be a good fit for you. She might have some contacts that could help you take the next step. Good luck!

the hands between help leave room for the holy spirit

I hate to be *that* coconut oil person, however it makes for a dirt cheap, all natural, moisturizing eye makeup remover.

Hi Friends,

It might not fix this. But I imagine legal abortion has prevented more abuse than we’ll ever know.

So....I mean maybe this is a giant,glaring red flag indicating we are failing post partum women.

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS SISTER WIVES MADNESS?!

I had the hardest time reconciling Sorkin’s Terrible Women Who Fall Down and Giggle with CJ Motherfucking Cregg for the longest time, then I just started giving all the credit to Allison Janney.

Cod meaning phony or fake is very rarely used nowadays. There’s no way anyone British would think cod and chips was anything other than, well, cod and chips. It’s the most common fish and chips dish there is.

Found this on FB a few days ago. Makes sense to me.

All the skin around my fingernails. It’s just chewed up as fuck. I get those dry little peelies, and then I peel/pull at them subconsciously, and don’t realize what I’m doing till my fingers are all bloody. Eventually they scab over...but then I pick at the scabs, and it’s just a neverending cycle. BAH!