If only the world prosecuted the people responsible for other war crimes/crimes against humanity with even a minuscule fraction of effort that has been put into punishing Nazis.

Under the cloak of internet anonymity, I am 100% willing to start the rumor that she simulated a sex act with a dead pig, as it seems that’s the only kind of thing that really hurts people’s images anymore.

A movie bomb? Did it have Glitter on it?

Attention all news outlets:

Not a bad week! I worked my ass off, which is fine; I had 3 nice post work things to go to; had some sweet family time; my friend gave me a practically brand new microwave I could never afford to buy new; my cat and daughter are best friends and I had tequila liqueur. Oh, and Jeremy Corbyn won the Labour leadership.

The coolest thing about this is that, those girls are going to read ALL THESE COMMENTS. (At least one of them reads Jez.)

HI EVERYONE

This isn’t the first time ITV have asked an unbelievably stupid fucking question. Exhibit A from the ITV News Twitter account:

Yes. 40+ women have all tried to have sex with Bill, and when he couldn’t get it up, they all got upset and they all cried rape.

This makes it sound like men are eating our faces a la Hannibal in silence of the lambs and I'm here for it.

I will do my part to spread this conspiracy theory.

That’s what the Jim Crows laws and Poll Taxes were for. Not to punish Blacks, but to ward off hurricanes.

Fox’s Katie Pavlich Says BLM Is A “Movement That Promotes The Execution Of Police Officers”

im actually personally offended that tate is #2

He also doesn’t seem to entirely grasp how Fish and Chips work.

Who actually uses the term “EDM”? Is it just a dumb American thing? I already know that “Millenials” is a retarded American word. Dear Murricans, please stop raping language.

Ahh but language is a constantly evolving and responsive thing! Much to the chagrin of grammar nerds everywhere. Where would we be if people told Shakespeare to stop making up words?

i wanna get a 1d tattoo purely because i think 1/3 of this site would just spontaneously combust with rage.

YES I DEFINITELY KNEW THAT AND DIDN’T JUST LEARN THIS RIGHT NOW READING THIS COMMENT

This is me too, I get rid of everything on the under carriage but keep the top part more or less the natural shape but trimmed down