But what about getting poisoned from all the dutch ovens he’s receiving from himself and me at night?

Not to mention that people would inevitably attempt to eat the real sprinkles, which would have previously found their way into and out of every conceivable orifice of every visitor.

Yeah, an album called Man of the Woods should be acousitic, if not full fucking bluegrass. I’d enjoy a bluegrass JT album, though I am probably alone in this.

She has combined the power of a sea urchin and a street urchin.

In October I participated in historical reenactment for a Halloween event in which I had to wear a hoopskirt for my costume and I loved it. I’ve always loved the 1850s/60s era style dresses but that hoopskirt gave me my own physical bubble of space and I started discussing how men hated the “crinoline” fashion because…

i hope all the dresses also have studs and spikes and chains on them so that they look even scarier and also physically repel men away from them. all the men. even their significant others.

Roy Moore doesn’t want to be fed... He wants to hunt!

But his voters don’t see “pedophile.” All they see is “NOT DEMOCRAT!”

Do I make a stoned pun or a dick joke? Stuck between a rock and a hard place.

“poking holes in the dirt with sticks and fucking them”

Every time that douchenozzle Steve King goes on about the superiority of Northern European culture I am reminded of the fact that, at the same time that Middle Eastern and Mediterranean civilization reached heights of sophistication that it took most of northern Europe at least 1000 more years to achieve, King’s pasty…

I’m finding it hard to think of a joke for this story.

Yeah. that sounds like another Trumpian lie. He didn’t say this at all during the campaign, just that he would present evidence after the campaign that all women were lying.

I really don’t need a spelling lesson, Megyn. Take it down a notch.

I’m so happy for Corey. To me, he’s like the Rose McGowan of the boy set. He kept crying out, and no one was listening.

I think everyone knows, and I think Republicans are counting on Democrats to remove their own when something like this happens. Make no mistake, Franken absolutely needs to resign, but whereas Democrats will take the moral high ground, Republicans will not.

2nd the punching, groping is assault in the UK and (I think) battery in the USA so you’re legally entitled to defend yourself with force.

first of all, time to punch that guy. second of all (and unrelated), “chuck his toys out of the pram” - never heard this expression, does it just mean complain?